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Like Totally CH.5You held the chocolate bar up to Poland's face. "Take a bite!"
The nation waved you off, or at least tried to. "No, chocolate makes you fat."
You looked at Poland, raising an eyebrow. "One little bite won't hurt." You pushed it up against his face, trying to force him to take it, but he only turned his head and the candy pressed up gainst his cheek.
"No!" He cried, running away.
You chased him. "C'mon, Poland! I got this from Switzerland just for you!"
Poland ran into his room and hid under his bed. You found him quickly and waved the candy in front of his nose. "It's not gonna make you fat. It's low in fat, or calories, or whatever chocolate has. Just eat it! Everyone loves Swiss chocolate!"
"You eat it," Poland snapped as he came form under his bed and sat on top of it, careful not to mess up its neatly made surface.
You frowned. "But I got this especially for you!"
"You should have known I wouldn't want to get fat," Poland said coolly. "You eat it."
"You..wait. You just said chocola
Like Totally CH.4There was a ringing noise echoing through the house. It was what, four A.M? Who was calling Poland in the middle of the night? Or...morning?
The ringing stopped.
"Hello?" It was Lithuania. He must have answered.
You rolled to the other side and adjusted the covers over your body.
"Wha...! N-No! I...!"
You sat up and rubbed your eyes. What was going on? Lithuania sounded scared...no, terrified. Climbing out of bed, you yawned and headed to Lithuania. You spotted the nation clutching the phone, holding it against his head and shivering, his face a ghostly white. You tapped his shoulder and said, "Lithuania? Are you okay? You're pale...give me that." You took the phone out of your friend's weak hands and walked a few paces away from him. "Hello?" You asked. "Who is this and why are you calling at four A.M? What are you saying to Lithuania?"
"Lithuania will come home, da? I will be coming to get him."
You dropped the phone, and turned to Lithuania, wide eyed and holding your bre
Like Totally CH3"[Y/n], what are you doing sleeping in here?"
You woke up, rubbing your eyes. You looked up at the door to see Poland standing there holding a towel.
"Why aren't you sleeping in your room, or at least on something that isn't the floor?"
You didn't have much of an answer for that question, or, at least one that you wanted to tell him. "I was..uh..."
Poland flipped his hair. "Whatever. Get out, I need to wash this." He toyed with a golden lock and looked at you with little interest.
You got to your feet and yawned. "Sorry..."
The man waved a hand airily at you. "It's totally not a big deal."
"No, not this," you said, giving a guilty smile. You wiped it off of your face quickly and said, "For last night."
"Oh. Yeah, that was awkward," he replied, walking to the towel rack to drape the cloth over it without looking at you. "But it's totally not my fault that you're jealous of me. I mean, I am fabulous."
You walked out of the bathroom. "I didn't look at you on purpose...! I didn'
Like Totally CH2What was taking Poland so long? It was two hours ago when you told the man that he had to get ready, and it took you less than thirty minutes to get ready yourself!
"Poland? Are you almost ready?" you asked, knocking on the door of his room. "Lithuania and I are ready... we're supposed to be going to dinner! By the time you're done, it'll be time for breakfast."
"Fabulousness like mine doesn't just happen, [y/n]," Poland said from his room, almost in a sing-song voice. "You should take a few lessons."
You blinked. "Hey! Don't insult me!"
"I'm totally not insulting you," Poland said.
Sighing, you backed away from his door. "Alright, Poland. Thirty minutes. Any more than that and I'll break into your room and drag you out, even if you're half naked!"
"Like, no! Don't!" Poland cried.
You smirked coldly. "Too bad! I'm tired of waiting." With that, you walked off, looking for Lithuania.
Letting out a loud groan, you threw yourself against Poland's door. "Pooolaaaaa
Like Totally ::ReaderxPoland::"And I was like, 'No way, you totally can't do that!' Because I'm right, you know? Like, he was way out of his league."
You nodded furiously at Poland. "Totally."
Lithuania sighed. "Poland, I-"
Poland interrupted his friend, who was an ally of yours and had escaped Russia with your help. He as all like, 'No, you can't tell me what to do, I'm right' an... just what?! Am I right? He is, like, a total moron! He had some nerve!" Waving his hand around and staring off into space, he mimicked the person he was talking about. His voice had gone a little higher as he mocked the guy's voice. He stopped briefly to take in a breath and looked a you. He opened his mouth to ramble on more.
"____, don't you agree with me? Aren't I, like, so totally right?" Poland asked you.
"Of course!" you cried. "That guy had no idea who he was arguing with, or what he was even talking about."
"Poland," Lithuania said.
Poland looked at him. "What?"
"You've been talking about this for hours, and
Visible" You can see me?"
A question like that was usually a confusing one. What did he mean by that? Of course you could see him, he was sitting right next to you! Unless the blond was some kind of ghost, he was making zero sense to you. Cocking an eyebrow, you nodded slowly.
"Er yeah. Why wouldn't I be able to?" You asked. This man was confusing.
A thin smile spread on his lips. "Really?" He said. "Usually, people can't see me."
Again, confusion filled you to the brim. What was this guy anyway? Invisible? Did you have magic powers or something? You blinked, and stared at him.
He seemed to have caught on to what you were thinking and tried to explain himself. "I guess they just don't notice me but they will one day! I'm sure of it!" He seemed confident, but his voice was still hardly over a whisper.
You blinked in even more confusion. When you were accepted into the Allies, nobody said anything about him. He looked an awful lot like America, but he was different. He had
ChangeDisclaimer: I do not on Pokemon !
I just wanted to write a little story before the clock hits 4 AM. I'm not tired ;A; I want to write about how Pokemon is so different now and I shall follow it in my lovely Meowth's POV, but not first person. I love Meowth, he will always be a favorite of mine~
Meowth looked at Jessie and James as they plotted yet another way to capture Pikachu. He sighed and sat on the floor. Things where so different now. He could hardly recognize his partners anymore. They weren't as silly or goofy as they were before. Things seemed a lot more boring now. He crossed his arms across his chest and stared at his teammates with his big eyes. Before, things were different.
Jessie, James, and himself were a lot more of losers then. They would get beat up by Ash and the other twerps, and they would blast off. It would hurt. To feel the electricity ripping through his body and leave him burned, and then explode and fly
Alphonse killed my dog.Alphonse killed my dog so, I hired Roy to kill Alphonse, but then Edward came and I was like, "Why arent you sparkling?" Then he was like, "Are you calling me short?" So i was like "No you dummy, I never said that." And then he was like, "Oh so now im short and dumb." And then I was like "Wait what are you talking about? I never-" Then he punched me in the face and it really hurt becasue his hand is metal, and being punched in the face by metal hurts. And then Roy said "Fullmetal why did you punch that guy?" And Edward said, "Because he called me short!" And then Roy said, "Oh ok." And then he melted Alphonse with his fiery hands and then Edward was like "Holy flip dude! Why did you kill my brother?! I'm telling!" And then he got Father, and Father killed Roy and Edward with his spidey senses and then I hired Riza to shoot Father, and then Father died. So then Winry came and beat me with a wrench and said I was stupid. And then I cried becasue words will hurt you more than s
When it rains, It poursHey dudes and dudies (XD) I made yet another Death Note crackfic. Lets just pretend Light and L arent chained together becuase that will just get in the mother freaking duck on a boat way. Thankies! ~Diesle(fanfic.net) A.K.A Wolfer-Z (DA) A.K.A. ChihuhuaTacoSupreme (dont ask XD)
And no, i dont own Death note.
It was a very nice day outside. Dark stormy clouds covered the sky and shadows were all over the ground, throwing a dark emo-ish gloom all over the place, and rain poured down like a never ending fall of tears. The sky shattered like broken dreams as lightning flashed across the sky and thunder boomed. L was sitting in that horrid posture he had that made him look like a hunchback, because he was one. If he just stood up straight maybe all the girls wouldn't look at him like he was some sleep-derived, weird looking hunchback. However, as we all know, the girls in that world place are really dumb and can't see L for the awesome that he is. Of course, if girls from our world la
Punk!Levi x Pregnant!Reader - Confession - [AU]
Punk!Levi x Pregnant!Reader [AU]
It was never supposed to go this far. Never did you imagine you'd be in this position. Anxiety rippled through your body at the news, not exactly sure how to cope with the situation at hand. Your doctor had given you the news straight forward, you were without a doubt six weeks pregnant. You figured the fatigue, sensitivity, and vomiting were the results of a virus, but oh how wrong you were. Tears threatened to fall, but you used every ounce of strength to not break now, not here at least. The doctor began to ramble on about taking care of yourself, checkups, and everything else that comes with carrying a child. You nodded at everything he said, acting like you understood the situation. But you didn't. You were fucking scared. What terrified you the most though, was breaking the news to your boyfriend, the father of your child, Levi.
You had met Levi when you got your first tattoo at the tender age of eighteen. J
Punk!Daddy!Levi x Pregnant!Reader - Strong - [AU]
Punk!Daddy!Levi x Pregnant!Reader [AU]
A high pitched cry accompanied a hungry groan, causing Levi to want to bash his fucking head against a piece of metal. He loved his wife, and he loved his son, more than life itself. But having a very pregnant wife along with a rebellious one-going-on-two year old was starting to make him tear apart at the seams. Both you and Justis required a lot of his time and attention, making him push himself quite hard to help support you both. Work didn't help either, he always seemed to be busy and dealing with obnoxious drunks making spur of the moment choices with their tattoos. The man was lucky to have enough energy to crawl into bed at three in the morning, only to wake up at seven and begin a new day with his family. Still, he tried to not show weakness in front of you both, because he had to be strong for the two of you right now.
"Goddammit son! I just told you to not touch the fucking stove!"
Levi x Reader - Please Don't Leave Me
Please Don't Leave Me
Levi x Reader
I don't know if I can yell any louder,
How many times have I kicked you out of here
Or said something insulting?
"Agh, (first)! Why do you always have to fuck things up goddammit?! Do you see what you fucking did?! You ruined all my shit! Get the fuck out!" Levi exclaimed at the top of his lungs, causing you to flinch in response.
It was just an accident, but you had spilled his tea into some important paperwork he need to finish while dusting. Levi gave off a terrifying glare, one that cut you deep. Even if he was your lover, he was especially sour towards you, and that side to him never seemed to soften. It was the same thing day after day, constant screaming, and constant belittling. But could you really expect the short corporal to treat you any better? The man's been through a lot, so maybe it was in his right to lash out.
"I-I'm so sorry Levi!
Punk!Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader - Moments - [AU]
Punk!Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader [AU]
An exhausted Levi accompanied you inside your new home, his son in one hand and newborn daughter in the other. It took you enough energy just to walk into the house, so Levi was going to take over parental responsibilities for the time being. You were excited to enter your happy little home, the one Levi had saved up for so your family could have more room to live in. There was a large back yard, one that would be great for the kids to run around in, and four bedrooms. Unbeknown to you, Levi had no intentions to stop having kids, he knew he wanted at least one more. How the hell he was going to support three kids alongside you, he had no idea, but he was sure to do it. He never would have thought this back when he was single, but he loved kids, at least his kids. He still hated other people's shitty brats though.
"(First), need any help? Don't fucking trip again you klutz."
"I'm fine...just real
Punk!Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader - Target - [AU]
Punk!Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader [AU]
One of the things you and Levi bonded over was the mutual hatred of people you shared. You both weren't ones to enjoy going out all the time, judging eyes looking at you and your family. Levi wasn't your average looking guy, and people would often whisper what he was doing with kids. The words "Fucking Hostile" inked in cursive on his arm didn't help the stares either. Levi, though, was a much more loving father than most parents out there. He listened to kids his, played with them, disciplined them when needed, and loved them above all else. The fact that someone would make an accusation about his parenting based off his appearance annoyed the living shit out of you.
Today though, it was that time of the week, shopping Saturday. Normally, you'd leave the kids with Levi while you shopped or vice versa. The kids were begging to go with you both today though, so you decided to bring them with you and Levi today. The kids we
Punk!Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader - One and... - [AU]
Punk!Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader [AU]
A/N: This is a continuation of my story "Confession"
Much to his surprise, Levi really enjoyed being a father. At first he thought he would detest the smelly diapers, crying, and cheesy kids shows, but even thought none of those things were great, the joy he found in raising a child triumphed over all the negative aspects. The night before you gave birth, you and Levi had finally decided on a name for your son together. Justis, is the name you both fell in love with and decided on. Justis, even at the young age, was awfully fond of Levi. They were like two peas in a pod, and you thought that couldn't be any cuter. The famous Levi, known for getting into fist fights and having unsightly images tattooed on his body, wasn't a man to be swayed easily. His son though, was a whole different story.
Levi didn't have any family of his own growing up, so he enjoyed being able to give his son something he himself n
Punk!Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader - School - [AU]
Punk!Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader [AU]
A/N: Something to make you smile since at this point school has come and doomed us all.
There's a saying that goes "all good things must come to an end," and nothing vibrated in Levi's mind that day more than that little quote. He now worked as an artist in the mornings, leaving you and Levi with kids that needed child care. Luckily, there was a school nearby that had kindergarten, pre-k, and day care services. Justis was six and was starting his first day of kindergarten, Hope was four and started pre-k, and Justin was eligible for child care all at the same place. It was hard for Levi, having to trust some strangers with the well being of his kids, but you both could really put the extra money to good use. Having a family of five was nothing cheap. After six years of looking after kids in the mornings though, it was finally time for Levi to let them go.
Currently, Levi was outside smoking his morning cigarette, leav
Enough - [Punk!Levi x Prostitute!Reader] [AU]
[Warning: discusses prostitution and sexual situations but nothing beyond that]
You slid down the cold metallic pole. The music faded, and the stuffy, dark room erupted into cheers, catcalls and whistles. Immediately, you turned a heel and concealed yourself behind the thick curtains as the next performers strutted their way out. The choreographer, the sweet little ginger, Petra Ral, clasped her hands in delight, as your boss naturally looked unimpressed as usual.
“Perfect!” she cheered, grabbing your shoulders with a bright smile. “You performed yet another flawless routine!”
You chuckled and sipped the water from your container. “Thanks a lot. They seemed to like it okay.”
Your boss, Oluo Bozado, scoffed and flipped his thick, curled locks . “Of course, they pay money to like it, so they’d better.”
Petra rolled her eyes and shook her head. “Knock it off! She did great even without their approval!” She gave him a sharp
Punk!Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader - Days - [AU]
Punk!Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader [AU]
After being struck with a cold, you, obviously, weren't feeling your best. Your head was pounding, your throat hurt, your nose was stuffed, and you had no energy whatsoever. Levi, being the subtle gentleman that he is, had a good remedy for this though. With the help of his three children, he prepared you a lovely little breakfast, one he would end up serving you in bed. You had woken up alone that morning, wondering where your punk of a husband might be. But all your questions got answered when you saw all your favorite breakfast items along with a cute little bouquet of flowers the kids had picked from out in the yard. Justis and Hope presented you this royal treatment known as breakfast in bed, a four month year old Justin in Levi's arms.
"Aww...is this for me?"
"No, it's for the queen of England. Of course it's for you, you germ ridden dipshit!"
"We helped make it Mommy!" Hop
Like Totally CH.6You were started to get freaked out. Every time you, Poland, and Lithuania were in the same room, Lithuania would give you a funny look. If it was just you and him, it was normal, but the moment Poland walked into the room, Lithuania would smile at you or something. You had a feeling he was catching on.
The two of you were sitting in your room, which was originally a quest room. Lithuania was a little quiet. "[Y/N]?"
You looked at him. "What?"
"I know that you have a crush on Pola-" he began, but you interrupted him.
"What? Me? Hahaha, that's funny, Lithuania!" you said all too quickly, laughing nervously.
He smiled at you. "Don't worry, I won't tell Poland."
You looked at the floor and pulled at the covers on your bed. "Thanks."
Lithuania stood up and headed to the door. "I hope Poland likes you back, you're a nice girl, and you're pretty cute."
Smiling you watched your friend leave. And I hope you find someone, too.
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